You had my heart since 1989.
Monday Morning Love!
I may have only been a tiny little thing, but I knew what was up in 1989 and that love for one Macaulay Culkin has followed me throughout my life.
My first semester of college, I plastered my laptop’s background (as well as my walls) with various pictures of Mack. I was obsessed. I would run around with butterfly wings and my bottle strawberry blonde hair screaming about my intense love for him ( usually when I hitting the sauce). Not surprisingly, people thought I was nuts. Surprisingly, they still wanted to be friends with me and would actually sit through my long and insane speeches about Mack’s greatness. Even more surprisingly, a lot of these friends were guys. I have a theory that everyone secretly loves Mack. It’s cool, let it out, we can start a crazy stalker fan club together and recreate his Terry Richardson photoshoot. Who wants to join?
@lendo That’s Hilarious!! hahaha your skills at dissecting names comes in handy once again
The funniest part about bjastul’s comment is actually the name… bj ass tool? lmaooooo
@Bjastul – As Macaulay is pretty much a recluse, I’d like to know where you got that he is ” hooked on drugs and all the other bad things” as well as what these “other bad things” are? He was busted in 2004 for pot and pills, however, we don’t know what he does now. And seriously, pot isn’t that big of a deal anyway.
BUT, you do say that I might be on drugs too since I like Macaulay. By that logic, I must also be an actor, since how could I like an actor unless I too am an actor. How can I like someone on drugs unless I too am on drugs.
How can you even bear to look at the bastard? He’s hooked onto drugs and all the other bad things. Or maybe your on drugs too?
i’m on board.
Rufio has gotten kind of sexy
Haha @ Terry R. and insane long speeches. You know who else was on everyone’s hot list? Rufio from Hook.